“The major industry around here seems to be valet parking” may be the funniest line ever written about Los Angeles.

Second place goes to when Fran Lebowitz referred to an LA resident as “audibly tan.”

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"There is nothing more contagious than a bad idea. A bad idea spreads in a second; a good idea takes centuries."

Fran Lebowitz on the global obsession with money

"Genocides are like snowflakes: each one unique, no two alike."

— Fran Lebowitz, ‘On Race’